Total Medals Earned: 1,238 (From 151 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,250 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more aggressive problem solver.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 6/8 (300/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 14/23 (180/375 points)
Beat the Security Guard
Go to the circus tent
Go to the instructions
Get to the intro!
Get Tran's legs
Beat Ormi (The fat one)
Kill Ms Alley's first form
Kill Nazi Demon
Survive the police attack in Chapter 1
Beat Chapter 1
Beat Secret BG 2
Get all the Meadow Gardeners
Beat Chapter 3
Kill all the gunships
Survive the FULL GALLERY OF HORRORS
Kill the Zombies
Beat the Mhastuur Chomputoor and Chapter 4
Beat J-Man
Beat Button Game Tales!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Start watching! But will you finish it?
You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?
Watch for the 2nd time!
Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!
Medals Earned: 5/20 (60/500 points)
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Collect 20 crates in one match
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 3x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Burn someone to a crisp
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Go offscreen and recover
Get a 4x multikill
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Score 5,000 points in one game.
Score 10,000 points in one game.
Score 20,000 points in one game.
Score 30,000 points in one game.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (195/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Manage to trap yourself
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Medals Earned: 14/14 (125/125 points)
The Blue one
The Brown One
The Green One
The Orange One
The Pink One
The Purple One
The Red One
The Silver One
The Yellow One
THE GREAT ONE
0 point medal for EQUALITY
