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[Lastman]

this... this... i got nothing for the title <:(

i just had to stop playing this game. i really have. because... well pretty much i know alot about games even NES games (and what i know is that alot of NES games suck) and, no offence, but this kinda acts like those terrible NES games only its not flicking around and its a flash game. but thats just it.

while i will give you 2 stars for effort thats all i can give you. the pixel graffics are fine. they were pretty good. and the sound effects were good too but they wont give you any stars and thats about all there is thats good about this game.

The bad thing is the rest. when you posted the walkthrough... that did not help at all. it really didnt. because: the controls were iritating. infact i couldnt figure out if i was running or jumping. infact the speed of movement when running... it didnt help with the trampoline part. sure i made it to the block, but then i couldnt see myself which means i have no idea where the hell i am til i fall and then its too late. also i have to run first then jump? it doesnt work when i press both buttons at same time? oh god...

also whats with the rockets bouncing? those are metal tiles not bouncing tiles like from the trampoline part. it make no sence. infact at the start how come one of the porcupines came down when the other stayed on the platform? what was it bored of being there and decided to move and fall to its death?

also an ad every 20 deaths? why not 5!?! *slaps hand on face and slowly brings it down* no wait thats a stupid idea. how bout never? the ads dont quiet the bitching, it just makes it worse.

finally the arrow tiles... what the bloody hell do they do?!? do they tell you where to go cause i already know where to go, right due to the fact you cant go back the way you went. infact why a left arrow if you cant go back? infact do these arrows even do anything? im already getting pissed just figuring out why those tiles are there anyway and what the hell they do!

also i jump, land on a crabs claw and die? i know the hit spot is above the crab but i die if i touch the crabs claw in the air!?! *shakes head sideways while pissed off in how bad the game is* thats just... i cant even say anything that doesnt have swearing in it after "thats just".

really i rather watch a very bad movie and replaying it from the beginning once it ends for a whole week while listening to the crappiest music ever while being stuck in a room thats impossible to escape from then play this for the next 5 hours, trying to beat it.

this game... is terrible and thats all i can say and i hope there will not be a sequal UNLESS the bad things turn good in that sequal.

now im not gonna be mean here so ill tell you some things:
1. try to make the controls a little better so it doesnt become very damn iritating
2. make sure, even if you jump on the crabs claw, that you can jump anywhere on the crab and defeat it. that way it will make sence.
3. dont put any ads on it if you die. it just makes the bitching worse.
4. the rockets... if they could bounce give em something that makes them look like they can bounce otherwise it makes the player confused on why the rocket is bouncing around when regular rockets cant bounce
5. dont make a walkthough for this game. it doesnt help. i mean it.
and finally 6. please make the arrows do something like give you an upgrade or something cause we know where we are going. if you cant do that get rid of them at least cause, again, we know where we are going.

thats about it. while this is a good idea for challenge, its pretty good even though its a pixel game and the sound effects are good, the controls were iritating, alot of thing didnt make sence and the ads after dying just bring more anger to the game.

which concludes this review with a score of 2/10 1/5

-New999

PiGPEN responds:

Feel better, champ.

[In Utero]

Not bad

Difficulty and all that was good. i give it a 9/10 4/5 because its pretty fun.

FetusFulp responds:

thanks

[Cursor Attack 3]

Man its hard. but grathics and stuff are good

The Grathics are awsome so is the sound and stuff but the levels get harder and harder. infact the target on Level 30 was going too fast i cant keep up. and all i can get to is 80-100 i cant even get close to 79. Still the game looks and sounds awsome so if they werent awsome i would give you 1/10 0/5 but since they are awsome you get 10/10 5/5.;)

-New999

studiopaul responds:

Thanks, try pressing space to restart until it moves horizontally or vertically, that makes it easier

[Stick trinity 2]

Stick Trinity is better then this

This game is ok but Stick Trinity is better then this sequal.
All i want to say is to not make the health look easy to beat us. i got hit 5 times and lost and that wasnt a boss battle. make our health go down not too much.5/10 3/5

-New999

madness8878 responds:

5 hit? wow? when i was testing i got bout 10hit+ then only die...

[Blast Wave]

The games awsome

i dont think removing it will solve anything. just keep it here. its good enough. 10/10 5/5

-New999

artificialgames responds:

hehehe, ye well im sorry about that, there was a problem with that before with the background colour. Its all fixed now :)

[-:Windows Magi | SP3:-]

holy shit!

that was good but the differents scare shit me so much you get 1- point off your ten. 9/10 5/5

muhamed29 responds:

hmmmm.I'm sry.but thank you for your review ;-)

[Noob2]

level 15 sucks

your giving me a anger problem with level 15. dont make a Noob3 cause i think nobodys gonna play it anyway. sorry but unless you make level 15 easier you get 0/10 0/5.

kris008 responds:

its last level its meant to be hard you noob.

[Madness Deathwish]

good job

i completed the game and kills are 250! that was not bad

Arkuni responds:

250 XD

I think that's the record... gotta make a top-15 kills scoreboard next time :P

[Ultimate Homer Simpson SB]

10/10!

this is so awsome for simpson lovers everywhere! im one of them and i say this is a awsome soundboard!

Frenzy responds:

Thanks!