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I give you half a star for succeeding on making a game that was made to make you think of the bitter truth. Sadly, from what i see, it seems your message is "no one wins. everyone is a loser and so are you. so you might as well just get murdered by foxes".
I was able to "win" by getting to that chequered spot there and getting the second medal. Which would be impossible to get unless you use the cheat that gets you the first medal. Still, just because you wanted to make a game where the message is the same as putting in a level where the creator laughs at you for even touching the game, making sure you die all the time with no exit anywhere as an "instant game over" room, that doesn't mean the controls need to be worse than playing old school DOS racing games, where the turning is loose as hell when your moving but when you slow down, your turning gets so tight that when you stop moving, you cannot turn, the foxes can go anywhere at almost the same speed as you (again, without the cheat) and if you touch any of the blocks sticking out, you are going to be stuck in them with little to no luck of getting out as the foxes come jumping at you with no mercy, as your rabbit with red eyes spins around, bleeding everywhere, having one fox stay as the other one runs over your corpse like they think they're faster than you.
To be honest... the game is poor in basically everything aside from frustrating to the average gamer. I have played far harder games than this, though, so it phases me. However, what i don't get is why you would create a game, one with the message you had in mind, that is more like an anti-game than anything. Punishing the player for enjoying and trying to win a short, simple game. Giving nothing to them but just slapped on pixels, 2 character sprites and 3 levels which are basically the same, with said message. No music, no sound effects, nothing visually or physically appealing.
I guess this is what you wanted to make, a game that no one can like. Because so far, that is working. Many people in the comments hate your game to the core and the few that "like" the game are basically the ones who lie and try to make you feel good or are those typical NGers that will 5 star any game, no matter how shit it is.
So yea, again, you get HALF a star for making a successful game where you piss off the players and give them no happiness or hope in return, but that's about it. Just because you wanted to make a game to make people angry, doesn't mean you have to half ass it.

kekcsi responds:

You understand the basics of this non-game. Understanding me makes me happy. Since this is uploaded to a game portal, not being a game in any common sense, I deserve nothing but low ratings. I should have uploaded it to an "interactivity-illustrated simple message" portal, which I could not find.

I just played your game and thought it was "lame".

Please respond to me because im an "asshole" who "hates" your "stupid" game.

Emrox responds:

Sure thing, "lunatic."

It was pretty good...

Until i got to the finally boss battle, which as we all know, the last boss battle is ALWAYS the hardest... well, you only get about just a very small amount of frames and you die in 2 hits... THIS is where i had to make the game slow down extremely, because it's that much of a bitch.
But still, good game. 9/10 5/5 ...and yea, the reason you didnt get 10 is because of the final boss... but still, you got a nice score, so don't get angry at me.

VioletVulpine responds:

The rnal boss is piss ez

Ok for a PSP game.

But it is quite buggy, like you can go offscreen and the fact that if you touch the rays just for a second you will lose makes me quite disappoint, but this is ok for a demo. Just get rid of the bugs, get it to stop lagging on the PSP and hope this is as good as the other Classroom games.
6/10 4/5

Kwing responds:

Offscreen? I wasn't aware of that glitch.

Also I'll work on making the game a wee bit more tolerant of getting inside the beams.

How i dispise games that give me only one chance..

You know what? Keep your dumb replay button. This game didnt really have a point anyway. You cant win. All that happens is that you die and thats it. You failed. Game Over. 0/10 0/5.

AwkwardSilenceGames responds:

Finally!

2000 reviews in, and I'm finally considering myself winning.

Thank you.

good game, bit easy

This was very good. You did a very good job on this game Zoete. Just that it was a little easy... maybe that or im actually a better player then the people below. Either way, your game was fantastic and i give you 5/5 10/10 and faved the game as well. Good job.

Zoete responds:

Well, i'm very glad to hear that. Thanks for your review and your favorite :)

Not Bad

I would easily survive without a problem on my first try. Im not survivalist, but i watched LOST... i watched it...

anyway, 10/10 5/5 for good effort.

Lare responds:

And I'm all like "cool" and stuff.

Wow, just posted and now with Medals

Lucky bastards...

Well this game is pretty good. 10/10 5/5

You know what? This game deserves those medals.

GameBalance responds:

Yes we do :)

Funny... Very funny...

This is just hilarious. Good job on the game.

2 things:
1. If you have a mouse, with the Airplane Mode thing, pick it up, put it where the clouds comes and just press that freaking mouse button like theres no tommorrow! If its laptop... your screwed.
2. I only got the Deja Vu when i pressed play a 3rd time.

Still, 10/10 5/5

Fro responds:

1) One strategy. I can get it with a single click for each. :P

2) Yeah, sorry about that.

Lol. Good Job

This is really funny and good. Tad easy, but good anyway.

Awesome Job. 10/10 5/5 fav

Also, I Got The Secret Fail From The Jetpack :D

PuffballsUnited responds:

If I make another one, I'll try and make it more challenging.

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